“Greetings mortal - and welcome to my jungle lair! Please approach, pay your respects, and enjoy my sacred rum and nectars. What’s that? You are frightened by the fiery glow you see behind my eyes and teeth? Calm yourself - those are merely the burning souls of vanquished foes, non-believers, and lesser gods. You aren’t any of those are you? I thought not... Now put on some oven mitts and drink up!”