Signed, Dated, and sadly cracked beyond repair!
Gather round faithful visitors to VanTiki Island - yes, I know, the idol looks terrifying. Big teeth, blood red crest, deep carvings and an angry scowl. Why shouldn’t you fear it? Because it hides a deep dark secret: He can’t hold his liquor! Yes, it’s true. In their rush to finish this epic rum-soaked idol the natives placed it on the drying rack too early. The bottom of the mug split asunder, never to know the wonders of holding a tropical mixed drink!
Questions? Feel free to contact us!
Yep - you read that right! Henrik really messed up and set this epic mug on the drying rack incorrectly, and the bottom dried out too fast. It still looks fantastic, and will happily guard your bar while holding swizzle sticks and straws. As he is cracked, I’m shipping him off to ebay with a low starting price of $50. He’s approximately 7.75 inches high and is entirely hand-crafted out of glazed high-fire ceramics with porcelain teeth. This is a one-of-a-kind sculpture, never to be repeated.
Mr. Bali Hai awkwardly avoids discussing the leak.
SOLD
for $149.00
on 8/11/07
Mahalo!