Is your farm strangely devoid of cows?  Perhaps the collector has paid you a visit.  Yes, it is true, The Collector has amassed a vast bovine collection back home on Pluto - but he can’t seem to fly past a farm without picking up a new addition.

Carved from a 1.6mm thick sheet of pure grade 2 titanium by a crazed robot, The Collector is sure to delight your guests. 

This intricate yet sturdy VanSwizzle measures 8 inches in length, and has been stamped with a micro VanTiki hallmark.

VanSwizzles are painstakingly produced in small batches, and are available in limited numbers at the VanTiki etsy store.  If you don’t see any swizzles in the store, that means we’ve sold out and are busy crafting more.  Mahalo for your patience.