What secrets lie behind those pale yellow eyes?  How ancient are these medicinal vessels of lore?  What exactly is the potent nectar I am sipping out of this worn mouthpiece?   Worry not, my friend.  These questions, along with all your worries (not to mention the tangible world around you) will slip smoothly away after you’ve downed your first prescription from the Hollow Log brothers.  Take two of them and sleep in late the next morning!